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lamedere:

babies screaming when you’re out shopping

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mareeps:

my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials

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It’s like my heart is a tooth, and it’s got a cavity that can only be filled with children.

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virginsacrificer:

when someone you hate gets the wrong answer in class

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politedoge:

when you’re in a group project and you’re the only one doing work

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taco-bell-rey:

When you finally get to piss after waiting for hours

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f-uck3rs:

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f-uck3rs:

q’d (feel free 2 delete)

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trust:

finally a career for me

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